Post by Rich Morbid on Mar 15, 2005 2:49:10 GMT -7
I know what you're thinking, "Great, another lame-ass thread b*tching and moaning about Futurama being cancelled." Well, this is not one of those threads (check PEEL if that's what you're looking for.) This thread is dedicated to writing obituaries for your favorite Futurama characters! Why should DXC and the writers have all the fun? Now's your chance to play God and decide the fate of the PE crew and friends. Go ahead; the show's done and gone -- finish the job!
Turanga Leela: Beloved Cyclops and Space Captain
Turanga Leela is dead. She was 36 years old.
Orphaned at a young age, Turanga Leela began life as a member of the Cookieville Orphanarium under the watchful eye of Warden Vogel. Exuberant and full of life, those who knew young Leela agreed she was destined for great things.
Unfortunately, those great things never came to pass.
While performing a standard engine check aboard the Planet Express delivery ship, of which she was the captain, Leela received 4th degree burns to 95% of her body when a co-worker launched the ship on an unscheduled flight to the moon. Leela then suffocated slowly in the unpressurized engine compartment.
When asked why he piloted the cargo ship without permission, Turanga Leela's distraught co-worker replied, "I was just trying to impress her. I wanted to show Leela I could be a good captain, too. I didn't know she was in the engine. I loved her...now she's gone." The co-worker is facing manslaughter charges.
Turanga Leela is survived by her mutant parents Turanga Morris and Turanga Munda.
Turanga Leela: Beloved Cyclops and Space Captain
Turanga Leela is dead. She was 36 years old.
Orphaned at a young age, Turanga Leela began life as a member of the Cookieville Orphanarium under the watchful eye of Warden Vogel. Exuberant and full of life, those who knew young Leela agreed she was destined for great things.
Unfortunately, those great things never came to pass.
While performing a standard engine check aboard the Planet Express delivery ship, of which she was the captain, Leela received 4th degree burns to 95% of her body when a co-worker launched the ship on an unscheduled flight to the moon. Leela then suffocated slowly in the unpressurized engine compartment.
When asked why he piloted the cargo ship without permission, Turanga Leela's distraught co-worker replied, "I was just trying to impress her. I wanted to show Leela I could be a good captain, too. I didn't know she was in the engine. I loved her...now she's gone." The co-worker is facing manslaughter charges.
Turanga Leela is survived by her mutant parents Turanga Morris and Turanga Munda.
