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Post by chili-size on Aug 11, 2005 13:29:21 GMT -7
anyway, it was more of a / you @sshole! / I'm sorry. / aww...thats ok. / No, really. I'm sorry. / shizzle...
so piss off!
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Post by PocketRockets on Aug 11, 2005 16:00:04 GMT -7
...moving on... I'm betting Mr. Lee will dominate again this Friday. Do I have any takers on a side pot?
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Post by chili-size on Aug 11, 2005 16:17:32 GMT -7
my money is on the ringer Rahul is bringing to the game. Going by the name Tim Brock.
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Post by rikki_rakko on Aug 12, 2005 0:05:19 GMT -7
In an effort to get this poker thread back on track and counteract all that ugliness (especially the HUGE pockmarked praying guy who looks like that queer senator from the new Star Wars movies), I offer this: (Yeah, yeah...I know, chili, I know...that's not a poker table she's lying on, it's a roulette table, but christ, man, anything's better than a pic of some kid vomitting diarrhea!)
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Post by Kaliman on Aug 12, 2005 5:54:01 GMT -7
Seeing how things have been going at the poker table lately, Kaliman has come to the realization that we mortal ****ers are beyond help and so has decided not to waste any more precious time with poker tips. Instead, Kaliman will offer up some quotes to get us on the path to true poker harmony:
Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love --Mahatma Gandhi
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. --Mahatma Gandhi
The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; and worship poker without sacrifice chicks. --Mahatma Gandhi
OM Shanti
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Post by Kaliman on Aug 12, 2005 6:01:30 GMT -7
So at tonights game, please remember that INTROSPECTION is the key...
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Post by roger lodge on Aug 12, 2005 12:15:56 GMT -7
the rds poker game needs to look a little more like this...
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Post by Kaliman on Aug 12, 2005 15:13:21 GMT -7
and less like this:
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Post by chili-size on Aug 12, 2005 15:45:29 GMT -7
well...thanks to my little "incident" with the chunk of iron... (you would think a couple of plastic cards would hold up better than that.) we will be playing with regulation size poker decks.... none of that bridge size nonsense anymore...
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Post by GROG on Aug 14, 2005 11:05:32 GMT -7
The Poker Gods must've been angry with me on Friday.I think I won three hands all night, and one was a semi-bluff.3 or 4 times the flop came and I had 4 to-the-flush/4 to-the-straight with a medium to small pair and my hand didn't improve.Only hit one straight the whole night and it got beat by a higher straight (damn you Gabe!). Anytime I had a high pair I got beat by somebody's higher kicker.Almost every time I had two suited cards in my hand, the flop came up the opposite color. Whenever I got high starting cards, the flop came out all low cards. When I tried playing low cards, the flop came out all high cards. When I tried bluffing, somebody already had a hand and wouldn't scare out.The only person who had a worse night than me was Bari, but his suffering was shortlived since he plays so aggressively. My suffering was long drawn-out.Thanks rikki and rodger-lodge for photos of gorgeous women at the poker table.That helps ease the pain just a smidge.I hope the Poker Gods treat me better next Friday.SHEESH!
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Post by chili-size on Aug 14, 2005 16:41:17 GMT -7
okay Grog...lets not forget when I had ace king and you bet on the river with your ace high and lowsy kicker...good bet...got me to fold...bastard....
at least I get a freeroll out of you on Friday....+10
well this is the update for the game of August 12 2005
starttime: 8:10 game: limit holdem blinds: .50/1.00 1st Dealer: Gabe 1st pot: Ernie 1st family pot: not until 12:20 ended: 1:30 am
cashed out and rebought to switch to nolimit: approx 9:45 so that everyone started with 40.00 (NOTE: thank god we cashed out to go to nolimit...that cashout kept my losses from going into 3 digits...)
players: John Aoshima (late comer) Bob Bowen (late comer) Bari Kumar (late comer) Rahul Bhushan Dave Lee Jeff Mertz Gabe Calderon Gregg Vanzo Eric Whited "Chili" Ernie Keen "Grog"
mia: Rich Moore Tim Brock (what happened? we even started at limit expecting your arrival)
hands of intrest:
The look at your f**kin hand chili: went in with 8 king suited...flop came down 9 10 something checked all around then a jack came down on turn...Dave bet 10...I raised another 10 thinking I had the nut straight... Dave moved all in I immediatley called and as I am counting out chips somebody commented on the queen high straight..that was when it dawned on me that I hadn't made my straight...DOH....but Dave sure had made his....another 10 came on river...not helping me any...
Tough hand Mertz: Jeff goes all in before flop...(think with a premium pocket pair) Dave calls with A 2...Dave gets trip 2's on flop and an ace on the turn gave him the full house...
Best Played hand: gotta be Rahuls pocket 7's...makes a small raise before flop...got several calls...got quads on flop...slow played and flat called until the end...then put out a 20.00 raise...got 2 calls and then turned over the quad 7's...beautifully played Rahul...
Last call: Mertz won an all in on the last hand...made a straight.."THE WHEEL"
big winner of the nite: Rahul Bhushan (way to go Rahul!)
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Post by roger lodge on Aug 16, 2005 18:03:23 GMT -7
A distraction for Garcia!
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Post by GROG on Aug 16, 2005 22:18:56 GMT -7
I nearly got electrocuted licking the computer moniter!!!! AH SAY------"DA-YUM"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by El Perro on Aug 16, 2005 23:22:12 GMT -7
I don't know who this Garcia guy is, but I'm distracted. Nothing but LOVE. Is coming to play because if she is I'll there for sure.
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Post by D. Odgey Endeavor on Aug 17, 2005 9:18:22 GMT -7
test
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Post by whitehead on Aug 17, 2005 14:00:38 GMT -7
English is obviously not El Perros perferred language. he speak is no so good.
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Post by Jesus H Christ on Aug 18, 2005 0:08:02 GMT -7
no limit...
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Post by chili-size on Aug 18, 2005 15:03:24 GMT -7
for all you friday night poker players...you might want to see the hard work that the adminstrator has put into documenting the hallowed crew of pokering... you have to go the the RDS main part of the site... then under Hot Tickets...go to the Poker Room... or you could just click on the link...up to you... way to go that extra mile Albert... www.calleros.com/Pages/rds/RDpokerroom.html
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Post by Jesus HChrist on Aug 19, 2005 17:19:08 GMT -7
more to ponder....
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Post by Jesus H Christ on Aug 19, 2005 19:00:28 GMT -7
damn devil's internet
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Post by chili-size on Jan 2, 2006 11:16:12 GMT -7
rundown of the last game of 2005
date: december 16 2005 time start: 8:20 pm time end: 1:30 am 1st pot: Shannon 1st dealer: Gabe 1st family pot: 8:45 buyin: 40.00 dollars game: no limit texas holdem
players: Rich Moore Gregg Vanzo Jeff Mertz Gabe Calderon Ernie Keen Eric Whited Bari Kumar Shannon O'Conner
BIG WINNER: Rich Moore
notes:
About damn Time: Lets give a big hand to Rich Moore, finally made it and got to be the big winner for once... had some really nice hands at the end... that made some butloads of dough.. CONGRADULATIONS!!!
Quad Kumar: Think that should be Baris's new knickname... flopped them then played them to perfection... extracting the most he could out of two players... unfortunatly one was me...
Poor Ernie: Ernie had a rough night... went thru a couple of buyins early... worked his way back to positive in the middle... then got a little tilty toward end and lost alot of what he won back.
Grog Award: has to go to Rich Moore, Oddly enuf its not Ernie that gets this one but is on the recieving end... He raised before flop with AA and got several callers... but flop came down Q77 and he bet big... got reraised... and turned out Rich had called with A7... Ernie went ahead and put him all in... knowing he had been grogged... made him a little tilty after that...
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