Post by D. Odgey Endeavor on Apr 13, 2004 7:50:45 GMT -7
Herewith is a transcription which has been moved from the former "Email Classics" section...
Dec 27, 2003
From: Peter Avanzino
Subject: Correction
I would like to point out to you, sir, that a "typical" "basic" animation crew would probably include a director if not also a supervising director and perhaps a producer-slash-director. I find your ommisions insulting and ignorant. Good day to you, sir.
>>Response:
Dear Sir,
While we try to maintain the strictest standards of exactitude and "generally accepted edginess", we do sometimes make mistakes. Meanwhile, why don't you get back to watching the director's cut of "The Two Towers" before your mama calls you up to dinner.
Good day to you too,
-Webmaster
Dec 28, 2003
From: Peter Avanzino
Subject: Re: I'm watching you
Sir, I just went on your "updated" website and I call your claim "POPPYding-a-ling!" You have not updated it ONE WHIT, and furthermore it is the same as it was last night. I'll thank you to please in the future refrain from wasting my time with your scurrilous allegations of "changes," "additions," and "updatings"and ask that the next time you feel the urge to prefabricate such lies you kindly shut your pie-hole. (Or your type-hole.)
Exceedingly yours,
PFA
>>Response:
Dear Mr, PFA
We never claimed that the site was "idiot proof". Please try the "REFRESH" button on your browser. Gee-zus.
-Webmaster
Dec 27, 2003
From: Peter Avanzino
Subject: I'm watching you
I have completed my perusal of your "website", and having found no furthur "gaffes" am now logging off.
But bear in mind that I WILL be back and I WILL be watching you,
Thank you, sir, for your time.
P
Dec 28, 2003
From: Peter Avanzino
Subject: Re: I'm watching you
Again, sir, I forgot to mention in my previous epistles, that Beyonce Knowles has a fat ass.
Thank you,
PFA
>>Response:
As Charlie Chan once said, "Fat ass sometime good".
-Webmaster
