Post by rikki_rakko on Apr 19, 2004 1:12:22 GMT -7
People, these are some crazy times we're living in...
In case you've been living in a cave, let me fill you in on the news: like many of us, our own Balimore buh-ric has been disappointed by the negligence of the once punctual Chef Onyx who has not posted a meal plan for several weeks now.
So, in a bold, unprecedented move, BB announced Sunday that he was jumping into the meal planning arena, a niche once solely dominated by the beloved Chef Onyx.
Calling his plan "CHEF buh-ric'S buh-ric OVEN CHOICES", the newby meal planner not only lays out a guide for the entire week, but also make RECOMMENDATIONS on what to order! (Showing he has a light, comedic side, the buh-ric suggests the pigeon taco at Chevy's -- a playful jab at Albert Calleros, who was attacked last week at the mexican restaurant by a bird.)
Not everyone is taking the news of of this upstart meal planner lightly. New member gorillapimp was quick to ask the obvious question, "Who the hell would want to eat any meal from a chef named buh-ric?!" , then later proclaimed, "Onyx Now, Onyx Forever!"
Folks, I got no frickin' idea how this one's gonna play out. Will Chef Onyx pull out of his Bret Haaland-like hermitage and squash the buh-ric? Is there room for two meal planners on this or any test site? These are uncharted waters, and I'd bet we're in for some rough sailing ahead.
In case you've been living in a cave, let me fill you in on the news: like many of us, our own Balimore buh-ric has been disappointed by the negligence of the once punctual Chef Onyx who has not posted a meal plan for several weeks now.
So, in a bold, unprecedented move, BB announced Sunday that he was jumping into the meal planning arena, a niche once solely dominated by the beloved Chef Onyx.
Calling his plan "CHEF buh-ric'S buh-ric OVEN CHOICES", the newby meal planner not only lays out a guide for the entire week, but also make RECOMMENDATIONS on what to order! (Showing he has a light, comedic side, the buh-ric suggests the pigeon taco at Chevy's -- a playful jab at Albert Calleros, who was attacked last week at the mexican restaurant by a bird.)
Not everyone is taking the news of of this upstart meal planner lightly. New member gorillapimp was quick to ask the obvious question, "Who the hell would want to eat any meal from a chef named buh-ric?!" , then later proclaimed, "Onyx Now, Onyx Forever!"
Folks, I got no frickin' idea how this one's gonna play out. Will Chef Onyx pull out of his Bret Haaland-like hermitage and squash the buh-ric? Is there room for two meal planners on this or any test site? These are uncharted waters, and I'd bet we're in for some rough sailing ahead.
