New Game! (better than CloseUp)

[Lakergirl]

OK folks, since rikki's game wasn't all that was hoped for, here's another one to try. Use your thinking caps.

7 D. in a W.
24 H. in a D.
64 S. on a C.B.
13 O.C.
8 S. on a S.S.
100 Y. in a C.
360 D. in a C.
4 S. on a S.
3 F. in a Y.
60 M. in a H.
3 L.P.
12 S. of the Z.
365 D. in a Y.
52 C. in a D.
16 O. in a P.
H. has 57 V.
S.W. and the 7 D.
200 D. for the P.G. and M
50 W. to L.Y.L.
9 P. in the S.S.
36 I. in a Y.
5 F. on a H.
25 C. in a Q.
12 M. in a Y.
60 S. in a M.
6 S. on a C.
12 E. in a D.
128 O. in a G.
6 P. for a T.D.
101 D.
180 D. in a T.
4 S. in a D. of C.
26 L. of the A.
4 S. and 7 Y.A.
4 L. on a C.
100 C. in a M.

[Cochino Muerto]

I think I've figured out the first part...

7 D. in a W
Sick dykes in a whorehouse.

24 H. in a D
24 hours in a day.

64 S. on a C.B.
64 slugs on a Cinnebon.

13 O.C.
thirteen old cooches.

8 S. on a S.S.
8 sailors on a sea ship...

[Jetboy]

Good job Cochino, I'll try the next 5, wish me luck.

100 Y. in a C.
100 Youngens in a Crack House

360 D. in a C.
360 Dead in a Chicago Suburb

4 S. on a S.
4 Sluts on a Sabbatical

3 F. in a Y.
3 Fat Guys in a Yugo

60 M. in a H
60 Midgets in a Hell Hole

[Lakergirl]

Good job Jetboy & Cochino! I'm VERY impressed!

[Plasticgirl]

3 L.P.------------------3 Lovely puppies
12 S. of the Z.-------12 Seals of the Zoo
365 D. in a Y.-------365 Days in a Year

[OK Smart Guy Esq]

Well, if the message board rabble is finished, I'd like to take a serious crack at this challenge. Ahem...

7 Days in a Week
24 Hours in a Day
64 Squares on a Checker Board
13 Original Colonies
8 Sides on a Stop Sign
100 Years in a Century
360 Degrees in a Circle
4 Sides on a Square
3 Feet in a Yard
60 Minutes in an Hour
3 Little Pigs
12 Signs of the Zodiac
365 Days in a Year
52 Cards in a Deck
16 Ounces in a Pint
Heinz has 57 Varieties
Snow White and the 7 Dwarves
200 Dollars for the Passing Go and Monopoly??
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
9 Planets in the Solar System
36 Inches in a Yard
5 Fingers on a Hand
25 Cents in a Quarter
12 Months in a Year
60 Seconds in a Minute
6 ??
12 ??
128 Ounces in a Gallon
6 Point for a Touch Down
101Dalmations
180 Degrees in a Triangle
4 Suits in a Deck of Cards
26 Letters of the Alphabet
4 Score and 7 Years Ago
4 Legs on a Cow??
100 Centimeters in a Meter

That's harder than it looks...NOT!

O.K.

[Jetboy]

Hey smart guy,
The 2 you're missing are

1. 6 sides on a cube
2. 12 eggs in a dozen

[OK Smart Guy Esq]

Many thanks for the assist, Jetboy. Though it may seem strange, unfathomable even, that someone of my superior intellect would miss two seemingly "cinchy" questions, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for both.
In the case of the cube, my parents were very religious people and abhored among all of the vices gambling in particular. Therefore dice, or any cube shaped objects for that matter, were not allowed in our household - I can assure you, this made board games, Yahtzee in particular, quite boring. An interesting aside to this story, you may ask, if your parents did not allow the tools of gambling in your house, how then did you know that there were 52 cards in a deck? Well, gentle reader, though they did despise gambling, my mother and step-father were great fans of prestidigitation, especially the up-close slight of hand work of the great Ricky Jay.
As for my second error, on a more somber note, my step-sister died of injuries sustained at age seven due to an egg related accident. I think that settles that.
Thank you Lakergirl and my message board fellows for a most rip-roaring intellectual jaunt!

OK

[Lakergirl]

Sorry for the typo. It was supposed to be 200 D. for P.G. in M. (200 dollars for passing go in Monopoly).

Do you brainiacs want more?

[OK Smart Guy Esq]

Lakergirl, as our good friend da BuhriC would say, "Buhring it!"

O.K.

[Lakergirl]

Here you go:

1 = W. on a U.
2 = E. in your H.
3 = B. M. (S. H. T.R.)
4 = Q. in a G.
5 = D. in a Z.C.
6 = H.D.
7 = W. of the A.W.
10 = P. in a B.A.
11 = P. on a F.T.
13 = S. on the A.F.
14 = L. in a S.
16 = O. in a P.
18 = H. on a G.C.
29 = D. in F. in a L.Y.
32 = D.F. at which W.F.
40 = D. and N. of the G.F.
54 = C. in a D. (with the J.)
88 = P.K.
90 = D. in a R.A.
100 = P. in a D.
1001 = A.N.
1492 = C.D.A.

sorry if there are any repeats -- I tried to catch them all.

[Jetboy]

What a pain in the ass I think my brain is leaking.
Hey Smart Guy I left you one, See if you can answer it.

1 Wheel on a Unicycle
2 Eyes in your Head
3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)
4 Quarts in a Gallon
5 Digits in a Zip Code
6=H.D. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
7 Wonders of the Ancient World
10 Pins in a Bowling Alley
11 Players on a Football Team
13 Stripes on the American Flag
14 Lines in a Sonnet
16 Ounces in a Pound
18 Holes on a Golf Course
29 Days in February in a Leap Year
32 Degrees Farenheit at which Water Freezes
40 Days and Night of the Great Flood
54 Cards in a Deck
88 Piano Keys
90 Degrees in a Right Angle
100 Pennies in a Dollar
1001 Arabian Nights
1492 Columbus Discovers America

[Cochino Muerto]

May I add this one?

20 D for a L.D.

[Lakergirl]

^^ 20 dollars for a lap dance?

[Cochino Muerto]

I am shocked!!!! Right on, Laker Girl! Didi you have help (male) with that one???!!

[Lakergirl]

Just a good guess. I didn't know if that was the going rate. Actually, it sounds like a bargain!

[Cochino muerto]

hey Lakergirl,

A friend of mine who just went to a bachelor party reports that "LD's" are now going for $25-$30. (Even more if you want a BJ!!)