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Post by lois common-de'nominator on May 10, 2004 18:13:01 GMT -7
b!tches and gentled!cks of the rds message board,
my name is lois common-de'nominator, companion and property of SHE THAT IS KNOWN BY ALL AS RACHEL. it has come to the attention of my GLORIOUS B!TCH GODDESS that many members of this impotent message board have been offended by THE MAGINICENT ONE'S posts. i have been instructed by SHE WHO WITHOUT FLAWS to inform the message board cummunity that SHE, ALLMIGHTY RACHEL has foregone the assinine proceedings of the webmasturbator® and has booted HER OWN SEXY @ss off the board until such time that SHE ALONE decides is appropriate for HER to return.
in the meantime, it will be my perpetual duty to post the opinions of THE PERFECTION that is my UNYIELDING KEEPER.
adieu $luts
lc-d'n
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Post by DrZoidfarb3000 on May 11, 2004 5:19:31 GMT -7
After reading this, I think I'd prefer just having Rachel back.
DrZF3K
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Post by rikki_rakko on May 11, 2004 14:26:36 GMT -7
I'm with you, DrZF3000 (and welcome to the RDS Message Board, btw). If I'm going to be insulted, I'd rather get it from the source -- not filtered through the addled mind of some brainwashed nubile teen runaway sex slave. That's just not right in my book.
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Post by Cochino Muerto on May 16, 2004 21:51:16 GMT -7
I've said it somewhere else on the board, but I'm not sure which is worse, the original disgusting Rachel or her can't-think-for-herself friend. Can we please just wipe these two off the message board?!!!
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Post by RDS insider on May 18, 2004 22:21:45 GMT -7
Well peepuls, you can wish alls you want, but the word I get from the inside is that Rachel is here 4 good. According to my sources Rachel and Rich Moore used to date a couple years ago. Now director dude is watching her back.
Thats the word from the inside!
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Post by DrZoidfarb3000 on May 20, 2004 11:43:57 GMT -7
Wow. What kind of weird ass world do you people live in? Well, from what I hear, I guess thats Los Angeles for ya. It's a wonder with all this craziness that you were even able to finish one episode of Futurama much less 100...or maybe thats what made the show so great...
hmmm....I think I may have new appreciation for you guys.
DrZF3K
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Post by rikki_rakko on May 22, 2004 16:30:49 GMT -7
Zoidfarb, you sound drunk. I recommend that you sober up next time before you post. Sheesh!  |
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Post by RDS insider on May 24, 2004 15:51:50 GMT -7
U R 1 2 talk, rikki! 'Cording to my sources, rakko's been puttin' away the hooch sumpin fierce at Bar FN AND the latest RDS alcoholics hang, the Chalet in EagleRock (ER!!)
Heard that r_r was gettin' a lil frisky if U knowadimeen...
That's the word from the inside!
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Post by Cochino muerto on May 26, 2004 22:03:42 GMT -7
Welcome aboard, Insider,
Was R. Moore dating Rachel back when he was directing Futurama? He must have been as alcoholically-impeded as Ernie Keen used to say he was. I think he used to call Rich "Ol' Drunky". It makes you wonder how many episodes were filtered through that pickled mind???!! Besides, how could he take all of Rachel's bad language? Her mouth is about as foul as the first floor bathroom after a Rodney "log-out", if you know what I mean.
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Post by rogerlodge on Jun 1, 2004 8:40:28 GMT -7
Dear Rachel,
This weekend I broke up with my boyfriend of three weeks. It seems as though I wasn't "husky" enough for him. I gave this man my heart and all he seems to really want is a Bear to share his life with. I really love this guy. Should I gain 50 lbs. and stop shaving my body hair? Please help!
You friend,
the Lodge
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Post by rikki_rakko on Jun 2, 2004 14:32:16 GMT -7
Not to tempt fate or anything, but Lois and Rachel haven't posted anything for over a week. Maybe we finally "starved the trolls" out. ;D
Also, that Rich Moore-Rachel stuff sounds pretty suspect to me too, Cochino. I mean, I know he's into some weird stuff, but Rich looks like a boy scout compared to that monstrous girl-thing!
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Post by Cochino Muerto on Jun 2, 2004 23:08:24 GMT -7
Let me run a test to see if we really "starved the trolls"...
Hey Rachel, whassssssssuppppp?
Hey Lois, Rachel isn't that cool.
We'll see if they're gone. For the sake of all of us, I sure hope so.
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Post by lois common-de'nominator on Jun 3, 2004 4:29:50 GMT -7
i, lois common-de'nominator, deliver this most hostile message from THE ALL HOT AND POWERFUL, RACHEL:
F*** YOU ALL!! THIS TROLL IS NOT STARVED, IT IS ALIVE AND WELL! I OWN THIS MESSAGE BOARD AND THE SOULS OF ALL THAT ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO POST HERE! YOU ARE DOOMED; DOOMED TO SERVE ME FOR ALL ETERNITY!
a d e i u
s l u t s,
lc-d'n
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Post by DrZoidfarb3000 on Jun 3, 2004 13:48:10 GMT -7
Sounds like a certain troll is still with us. The administrator of this site could block her posts if you really want to get rid of her, but I get the feeling you guys actually like having her around for some warped reason. Please tell me Rich Moore didn't really date this person, because he seems like a cool guy and I like his Simpsons and Futurama episodes.
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Post by WeezyJefferson on Jul 15, 2004 22:32:55 GMT -7
lois and Rachel, someone should wash your filthy mouth out with soap. You must be honkys!
black is best!
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