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Poop
May 28, 2004 0:27:35 GMT -7
Post by Cochino Muerto on May 28, 2004 0:27:35 GMT -7
What is poop made of?
   About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.    Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.
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Poop
May 28, 2004 0:36:12 GMT -7
Post by rikki_rakko on May 28, 2004 0:36:12 GMT -7
Cochino,
"Poop"...?
Really. Has it come to this? "Poop"?!
Man, I want off this ride...
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Poop
May 28, 2004 8:26:30 GMT -7
Post by Flip on May 28, 2004 8:26:30 GMT -7
Hey Cochino! Is it true the Onyx Chef poops edible chocolate brownies?
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Poop
May 31, 2004 0:45:43 GMT -7
Post by Cap'n Clothesline on May 31, 2004 0:45:43 GMT -7
I dig the poop parts but what's the AAA ? Is that your version of saying "Hey Hey Hey?" Like "Hey Hey Hey, here's some poop info?" You're a Mexican, arent you?
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Poop
Jun 2, 2004 23:11:29 GMT -7
Post by Cochino Muerto on Jun 2, 2004 23:11:29 GMT -7
Hey Surly D, The "AAA" to which you refer (and I have no idea where this came from) probably would mean "@ssholes aren't allowed", in which case I guess you would have never responded.
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Poop
Jun 4, 2004 22:00:40 GMT -7
Post by Rex on Jun 4, 2004 22:00:40 GMT -7
All your scientific analysis is well and good my friend, but you have yet to explain why it tastes so good.TEXT
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Poop
Jun 7, 2004 9:33:05 GMT -7
Post by RodneysColon on Jun 7, 2004 9:33:05 GMT -7
I make the chocolate brownies and they taste real good.
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