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Post by jesusxhxchrist on Aug 4, 2005 15:31:40 GMT -7
This thread is henceforth declared a safe house.
There shall be no abuse delivered upon this thread.
All questions shall be answered with loving kindness.
All statements shall be viewed with an open mind and a caring heart.
Jesus H. Christ shall shine his goodness upon those that post here.
And they shall be free of abuse, mockery, and general thuggery.
Ask upon the safe house and it shall be granted.
Those that abuse upon this thread shall be cast into eternal damnation. This means you roger lodge.
Post any question here and know that you will be answered in kind.
In the name of the father, the son, and and the holy ghostes,
J.H.C.
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Post by Lucy Fur on Aug 12, 2005 6:16:10 GMT -7
hiya jesus, Is it really true what they say about you- that you walk on water and are hotter than hell?
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Post by Jesus HChrist on Aug 12, 2005 12:03:51 GMT -7
Dear Lucy,
Yes, walking on water is a hobby of mine. Remember kids, following the good path of your Lord and Saviour can be wicked fun, but these stunts should always be tried under adult supervision. Bringing sight to the blind can be dangerous business.
Anyway, you seem like a fine young lady, Lucy. We should get together sometime. I'd love to see your "Garden of Gethsemane".
Curing what ails you since 0000,
JHC
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Post by Lucy Fur on Aug 12, 2005 18:14:53 GMT -7
oooooh jesus youre almighty naughty
ok, ill show you my garden but only after your ress-erection!
looking forward to the cruciFIXion,
lucy
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Post by Muerto on Aug 17, 2005 22:21:37 GMT -7
Dear Jesus,
Why do people spend more time adding hate to the board than love? Are they mean, or is it something else?
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Post by Jesus H Christ on Aug 17, 2005 23:59:27 GMT -7
Muerto my son,
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
All blessings upon you,
J.H.C.
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Post by Jesus H Christ on Aug 24, 2005 21:20:49 GMT -7
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Post by Jesus H Christ on Aug 26, 2005 11:49:57 GMT -7
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Post by roger lodge on Aug 29, 2005 14:11:58 GMT -7
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Post by JHC on Aug 30, 2005 11:24:08 GMT -7
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Post by muffy on Sept 1, 2005 18:25:10 GMT -7
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Post by Jesus H Christ on Sept 7, 2005 15:19:10 GMT -7
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Post by Jesus H Christ on Sept 9, 2005 11:51:03 GMT -7
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Post by JHC on Sept 14, 2005 15:58:01 GMT -7
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Post by JHC on Oct 13, 2005 14:00:52 GMT -7
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Post by jesushchrist on Jan 19, 2006 10:53:41 GMT -7
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Post by chili-size on Feb 22, 2006 10:15:03 GMT -7
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Post by jesushchrist on Mar 13, 2006 18:08:30 GMT -7
just because i care...  |
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Post by jesushchrist on Mar 30, 2006 17:41:32 GMT -7
my gift to you... the britney spears birthing sculpture. i wish i could give you the ass view... where you can see the baby's head crowning. enjoy, JHC  |
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