LOUSY LAFFS: the worst jokes on the internet

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>Stuttering
>
> A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
>are the only animals that stutter", she says.
>
> A little girl raises he r hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
>volunteered.
>
>The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
>asked the girl to describe the incident.
>
> "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
>rottweiler who lives next door
> got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into
>our yard!
>
> "That must've been scary", said the teacher.
>
> "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff,Fffff,
> Fffff'... And before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"

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Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.

He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.

"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool... They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them..

I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?

"Dang it, Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "The tater goes in th e front!"

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A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.


"Hey, coola down lady," said the man> "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."