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Post by D. Odgey Endeavor on Jan 29, 2004 23:51:42 GMT -7
This question, aimed at the Onyx Chef, was originally posted on the old message board. Here it is in its entirity... Dear Onyx Chef, I'm throwing a Big Gay Super Bowl Party this year. Lots of man on man action! Any suggestions on the proper menu? party favors, maybe? I'm desperate for your help. Your well-oiled #1 fan, Jackass
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Post by D. Odgey Endeavor on Jan 31, 2004 11:35:01 GMT -7
This comes via the Onyx by proxy email...
Dear Jackass,
You can't go wrong with Trader Joe's. It's charming and homosexually economical. You can really "gay up" your party with a fine cookie assortment box. Something with a French sounding name on it. A fine bottle of Charles Shaw is nice. Try to avoid serving it in plastic or paper cups. Also the staple of wine coolers is good. Or something in the Zima style family.
Make sure your guests use coasters on the coffee table. You don't want to leave rings (that's really gay). A nice fancy salad is good. With a lot of foo-foo ingredients like broccoli, cherry tomatoes, and some fancy fromage(cheese). And use romaine lettuce, baby spinach, or a mixed green medley. Avoid iceberg lettuce; it's too manly. Serve it with a nice vinagrette or ginger sesame tofu lowfat whatever else gay sounding dressing.
Also try serving quiche, oysters, fondue, hummus with pita bread or some other gay vegetable spread,vegetarian whatever.
Remember two words- LOWFAT and NONFAT. Two things that should never be on any food served at a manly Super Bowl party. But this is a Gay Super Bowl party. So eat up and drink or sip with your pinky extended and be fabulous. If still in doubt, refer to Queer Eye For the Straight Guy on The Bravo Channel.
[shadow=red,left,300]Onyx Out[/shadow]
;D
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Post by rogerlodge on Apr 19, 2004 22:06:49 GMT -7
Hurray for Gay!
lodge out.
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Post by Cochino muerto on May 4, 2004 0:27:31 GMT -7
I wonder what the nyx is cooking up for this year's Suerbowl party plans...
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Post by rikki_rakko on May 4, 2004 0:32:15 GMT -7
"Suerbowl party plans"?! Now that sounds pretty f**kin' gay, Cochino muerto.
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Post by da BuhriC on May 4, 2004 0:41:47 GMT -7
Yo rikki! you be off the hook dawg! hoo be shoutin' out all dat gay shiz anyways man? I mean, let da gayz be gay. peace out to all.
but da B like a big booty bitch. no whad i'm sayin?
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Post by Cochino Muerto on May 6, 2004 23:52:37 GMT -7
Can we please put Buh-ric together with Rachel and finally end this "proper English" hedgemony?
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