PREDICT THE FUTURE AND WIN $$$

[rikki_rakko]

Listen up, Simpsons Fanboys and sexy-ass Fan Girls -- you don't know the plot of the movie, but we do...and we're not tellin'! However, this is one case where your outsider ignorance just might pay off!! Here's how:

Make your movie plot predictions here and the fan who comes closest to the film's actual storyline will win, I don't know...what, sixty bucks...? That sounds good. Yeah, sixty cold, hard American dollars! Plus, and this is a big plus, you'll win the undying respect of your fellow Simpsons fans and probably get laid...a lot. I have foreseen it...

So make like Nostradamus and start prophesying your brains out!! The winner will be announced July 28th at Comic Con. Yeah, you heard me, Comic Con.

Note- this competition is for fans only -- NO INSIDERS PRETENDING TO BE FANS ALLOWED. (Remember those nondisclosure agreements you signed when you started on this project? Oh, they're real, my friend. FOX owns your ass, and they'll sue ya into the afterlife!)

[jesushchrist]

Have you ever been to Tijuana to see a donkey show?
Yep. That's it. Same plot.

[Jebus Krist III]

i'll guess...

homer pollutes springfield's water supply with pig feces which prompts one r. cargill to seal the town inside a giant glass dome from which homer and family escape and move to alaska where they learn of r. cargill's plans to destroy springfield and decide to go back and save the town when marge, bart, lisa, et al. are captured leaving homer to devise a brilliant scheme to ride his motorcycle along the inside of the dome and rid springfield of the bomb



did i get it? if so, bring forth the $60 and the ladies i was promised to get laid with

[homerjla]

I think you're a little late on that one.

[rikki_rakko]

Ya think, homerjla? Huh, huh, huh??!

Jesus, girl, you're a friggin' dumbass.