Sang vs. Jorge: Who'd Win?

[rikki_rakko]

Here's the scenario: one day Sang and Jorge get real mad at each other and decide to take it outside to the christian bookstore parking lot. Who'd kick who's ass?
My money's on Sang.

[Cochino]

My "fedia" is on Jorge, who is very pit-bullish compared to the more laid-back, Retriever-like Sang. Jorge spends his whole day doing physical labor whereas Sang sits around doing what? Reading the bible?

[baltimore_buh-ric]

While Jorge is a powerful and resourceful competitor - I wouldn't say no if he offered to back me up in a street fight - Sang is a ninja.

And don't discount all that time he spends reading the bible - it allows him to conserve valuable energy, while Jorge is busy expending his energy doing things like working hard.

My money is on Sang.

So says the buh-ric.

[D. Odgey Endeavor]

;D

All I can say is that the only good Sang's bibles will do is if he can roll them up and whack Jorge with a sucker swat to the balls, because the fiery Latino will not be put down easily.

[rogerlodge]

I think that the Baby Jesus would come down from heaven to stop the fighting, end all wars. And we'd all join hands while Sang led us in a joyous rendition of Cumbayah and Jorge played the maracas. Then of course we'd share the love, my brothers.

[toothyfoot]

rogerlodge said:

And we'd all join hands while Sang led us in a joyous rendition of Cumbayah and Jorge played the maracas.

Shortly after, Sang would smote Jorge with the Spear of Destiny.

[toothyfoot]

rogerlodge said:

And we'd all join hands while Sang led us in a joyous rendition of Cumbayah and Jorge played the maracas.

Shortly after, Sang would smote Jorge with the Spear of Destiny.

[baltimore_buh-ric]

Guest-toothyfoot said:

Shortly after, Sang would smote Jorge with the Spear of Destiny.

Welcome to the board, toothyfoot! And nice call on the Spear of Destiny. I know a guy at Rough Draft who was almost smited himself by a spear-wielding Sang, and he told me that Sang doesn't mess around.

Also, I believe that Sang would actually lead us all in a rousing rendition of the classic "I Left My Heart in San Francisco," a Sang standard if there ever was one.

So Says the buh-ric!

["P" Meyers]

Neither one of them would withstand a well placed 357.

S'all I'm sayin.

[roge lodge]

I hear Sang has his own patented "clothesline" move. No way Jorge could withstand Sang's kimchee magic.